god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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