Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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