i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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