Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
God, I missed his penis.
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