I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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