I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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