I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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