I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i will never coherently bang her
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
false alarm, still single
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
