So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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