You're so nebulous sometimes
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize