either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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