Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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