Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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