So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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