Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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