what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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