they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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