How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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