And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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