sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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