omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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