I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize
