I want to have your abortion
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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