So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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