His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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