he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Life is so much better after having sex.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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