I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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