How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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