I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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