OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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