Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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