Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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