I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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