That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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