Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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