JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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