Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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