don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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