so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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