The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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