She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She has the best kind of daddy issues
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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