i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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