If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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