I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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