ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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