i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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