Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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