So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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