I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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