I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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