Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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