whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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