So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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