No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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